I figured it was time for a name
elfpen:

diabolicalillumination:

Fluorite looks like a chunk of the night sky.


Does anyone else see minecraft or is that just me

Does anyone else see a neurotoxin or is that just me?

elfpen:

diabolicalillumination:

Fluorite looks like a chunk of the night sky.

Does anyone else see minecraft or is that just me

Does anyone else see a neurotoxin or is that just me?

goteamrangers:

Who the fuck says that?

I do, starting right now

froyos-super-suit:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

Shine


Lava AND ice

froyos-super-suit:

darnni:

i-dont-know-just-stop:

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

Shine

Lava AND ice

officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

image

That gif is quite a bit longer than I first thought

caviarmpits:

bipolareternity:

sgchan:

pocket-alex:

slashfilled-mind:

screwthisnaming:

totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

this is really what i wanted pottermore to be but there’s always online roleplaying


This might not be precisely what you’re thinking of, but I think I can make something like that as a skyrim mod

caviarmpits:

bipolareternity:

sgchan:

pocket-alex:

slashfilled-mind:

screwthisnaming:

totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out

So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.

Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).

So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.

And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.

AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

this is really what i wanted pottermore to be but there’s always online roleplaying

This might not be precisely what you’re thinking of, but I think I can make something like that as a skyrim mod

Waiter uses Doctor Who quotes to earn tips


The blogger behind The Stranger on Baker Street works as a waiter. As an experiment, one night, he conversed with customers by quoting the Doctor continuously:

[Offering desserts (to the kids)] ”You could have a slice of Triple Chocolate Strada for only $6.99 which I personally think is a bit steep. But then again, it’s your parent’s cash and they’ll only waste it on boring stuff like lamps and vegetables. Yawn!”

I actually sold every table the dessert I offered when I offered it this way. Few got the reference, the ones who understood “Hi I’m The Doctor” were completely losing their shit at this point in the meal, as I’d been drop­ping references all dinner.

[When an elderly woman literally threatened to slap me for being so strange] ”900 years of time and space and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”

Her family started cracking up and she just chuckled a little. I narrowly avoided a guest complaint for the sake of Doctor Who. I’m proud of that one.

[Messed up an order] ”I’m sorry, I’m so… So sorry.”

No reaction from this one, save for the girl who was fangirling over me from the beginning. (Not too surprising though, only table I messed up on, so I only got one chance to use it)

[After Guest hands me their ticket and wishes to pay] ”Allons-y”

Two guests understood and stared wide-eyed. One gave me her number (After I had been using Who quotes on her table all night), and requested I pick her up in a TARDIS. Those that didn’t understand stared at me quizzically.

strangeronbakerstreet.tumblr.com

the-absolute-best-gifs:

mrd12343:

The longer I look at this the harder I laugh.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

mrd12343:

The longer I look at this the harder I laugh.

beaumarbre:

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

i laughed for 10 years at the caption

beaumarbre:

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

i laughed for 10 years at the caption

That cat is standing on approximately 95000 dollars. What even

That cat is standing on approximately 95000 dollars. What even