I figured it was time for a name

My friend from germany made a twitter and I literally cry at all of his tweets

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

doctorwho:

Strax.

samscapades:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

I only reblogged this for the bing dress

^^

jenthepiemaker:

148km:

snapesgrudge:

snapesgrudge:

medvezhka:

snapesgrudge:

mentethemage:

the ultimate bff necklace

#and nine #nine were given to the race of Men #who above all else #desire pizza

#lord of the pizzas: fellowship of the slice #lord of the pizzas: the two toppings #lord of the pizzas: return of the breadsticks

#one calzone to rule them all

#one does not simply walk into the low-cal calzone zone

#they’re taking the hobbits to pizza hut

#perfect post

thesickestjokes:

Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..

One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

“Fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.

cybersleepover:

are u blind? are u curtain? are u drapes?